Fridays are my cocaine

Because I know what's coming.....FOOTBALL, being home with the boy, the pups, watching movies, reading, seeing friends and the list goes on and on! No one is going to call me on the phone and WANT something. The hardest thing I will do this weekend is putting those crazy Phi Mus on a bus to date party and if one, just one of them shows up drunk, then it's all the way live....I'm kinda hoping one of the pledges will be dumb enough, but I may have to find my jollies somewhere else. I always love to see them dressed up and showing off with their dates...of course the dates are animals...they just don't seem to get the fact that when they are my age, they won't remember who they dated that first year and they sure won't have kept in touch over the years. Now their sisters...they will always know what they're doing and will be involved in their lives...just can't get it across to a few of them that boys don't matter.

Last year when I took over as adviser, they went to a date party at the Montgomery Zoo...and I bet you can't guess what happened??? Yep, one of the boys tried to climb the fence into the lion cage. I kinda wish he had made it...I've never seen an idiot mauled by a lion...but I digress. This year they are going 50 miles away to a place that I don't really know anyone. That's a blessing. I just hope they are safe and take care of each other. Of course, if they throw up they get fined $100...I'm telling ya, I throw up, I'm going to tape my mouth shut before I give up that kind of money! Somebody always does though and then they get mad and feel like they are getting picked on. You kinda are...you got drunk and showed your butt and now we're rich!

Well, off I go to the"Hill" to put my girls on a bus....pray they don't get arrested cause I'm not going to get them out!